Caught my girlfriend in bed with another man and he did something I didn’t expect

My girlfriend is 24 and I’m 23. She was always hitting on other guys and thought it was funny, especially when I’d confront her and threaten to leave. She’d plead with me to stay with her. I got off work early one Friday last month and caught her in bed with another guy. I shouted at her and chased him downstairs.

Why Do I Hate Watching People Make Out?

You’re standing at the bus stop minding your own business when you notice a couple sucking face—and they’re going at it, practically dry humping. You look away, but you can still hear the sound of their smacking lips, like an old man eating chili. Your body cringes with revulsion. Instead of thinking, “Ah, young love!”, you’re completely disgusted. While you try and keep down your lunch, a part of you wonders why seeing public displays of affection makes you as uncomfortable as watching a sex scene with your parents. Are you a prude? Or just a bitter single person who can’t be happy for other people’s love?

Santa Is a Surprisingly Popular Sex Symbol

As Pornhub reports, there's a reliable peak in Santa-themed porn searches during the holiday season. There’s plenty of it to watch, too. In fact, a quick search for “Santa Claus” on Pornhub alone brings up more than 1,100 hits, with hundreds more on their gay site. The sexualization of Santa doesn’t stop at porn. For example, a search for “sexy santa” on Amazon brings up more than 8,000 costumes and accessories for those who wish to enact their own real-life Santa sex fantasies.

No, sleeping in separate beds does not mean your relationship is doomed

In some sort of alternate universe, you and your partner would always fall asleep in each other’s arms, spend every night spooning, and, of course, you’d both get a full eight hours of sleep. But the odds of that actually happening, on a scale of Hallmark movie to real life? Just take a wild guess.